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There we were again, perched in the gutter outside a dingy convenience store eating Pringles and sinking Bintangs, on a mission to get wasted in Bali. After numerous warm convenience store beverages, a dude named Willis and I were well on our way to getting Willised. Willis got this way almost every night, hence the name.
After one more beer pit stop at the MiniMart, we decided to find a dirty club where we could drive some well-deserved spirits into our thirsty faces. So we drew out almost all the money we had left for the trip and vowed to say yes to any and every offer that came upon us. Almost immediately, shop owners started pestering us to buy low-quality souvenirs. The man then mentioned the word tequila, and by then, Willis was drooling.
Having deduced that nothing in Bali has a fixed price, we got the tequila shot down to 50, Rupiah — which may have already been the cost, but is cheap as fuck back home. Our budgets, however, were so tight that we continued to work the price. The short fat man introduced us to one of his friends, who had a sarong down his shirt in place of boobs and spoke in a high voice that seemed to be for effect.
After our best efforts to barter, the men made us an offer, but the terms and conditions would require a little bit of a stretch on our sexual orientations.
It was my first time kissing another dude, but… free shots. Definitely worth it. Willis decided it would be a great idea for him to run off and find an ATM, leaving me alone in the gay club surrounded by ladyboys, which was cool.