Yes No. A community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Share your stories and laugh along with the internet. TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica instead of my final paper.
TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv Obligatory "not today", but a few months ago, last year. Lost a lot of money and my room over this. Also, it's a long one.
Met a hot Polish girl through a whatsapp chat for international students. It's easy to strike up conversation, as I speak Polish and am not Polish, which is a relatively rare thing. After a weird first "date", where she invites a friendzoned guy real wtf moment to meet with us, who got super jealous and left midway through our date, we made out, felt each other up a bit, and she went home. She pretended like she was hard to get, but it clearly the obligatory "not having sex today because I'm not that kind of girl".
It was obvious sex was gonna happen on the next meeting. And it did. She came to my place, for dinner. I knew what kind of girl she was, so I didn't even finish cooking dinner. I made my move, and I started doing her in the kitchen of my shared flat of 13 people I cleaned everything afterwards. We finished, went to my room, played around a little more, and finally actually had dinner. In my room, I discovered she is quite the screamer, so the whole house knows what's up by now.
Got a few messages from my flatmates asking me if I needed help getting rid of any bodies after I was done with the murders. While we're in bed, it's pretty clear she's up for anything, so we start discussing going in through the back door. She says ok, but wants to go get her dildo from the hostel where she works and lives at so she can warm herself up, and stay the night at my place.
